Vending Machine Man

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• [Titicupe] Hmm...? I, Titicupe, esteemed manager of the Toy Factory and genius inventor, has done it again! I've just created the world's most sophisticated vending machine!

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  Talk to him about the Vending Machine

  [Titicupe] Can you see the little snowman to the left side of me? Can you? If you look at his mouth closely, you'll see that it's been built...

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  • [Titicupe] Can you see the little snowman to the left side of me? Can you? If you look at his mouth closely, you'll see that it's been built quite largely. You might say, a bit too large for normal purposes...

  • [Titicupe] You see, that snowman is actually an amazing vending machine that I invented out of my blood, sweat, tears and snow.

  • [Titicupe] You can put all sorts of things inside its mouth, and if you insert the right items, you'll get some hats in return...

  • [Titicupe] Fashionable hats that you've always dreamed of wearing...! Bwahahahaha~!

  • [Titicupe] Oh, this creation of mine is so magnificent!

  • [Titicupe] And the headgears--! I... I can't contain myself!

  • ^3355FFToy factory manager Titicupe jumps and convulses with joy. Clearly he's insane, but it may be possible that he may be brilliant.^000000

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  Items in the Vending Machine

  [Titicupe] Oh right! You need to know what kind of items to put into the Vending Machine to get what you want, yes? Go ahead... Ask me~

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  • [Titicupe] Oh right! You need to know what kind of items to put into the Vending Machine to get what you want, yes? Go ahead... Ask me~

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    Raccoon Hat

    [Titicupe] Raccoon Hat? 1 Kitty Band 20 Dragon Scale 200 Tough Scalelike Stem 300 Sea-otter Fur

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    • [Titicupe] Raccoon Hat? 1 Kitty Band 20 Dragon Scale 200 Tough Scalelike Stem 300 Sea-otter Fur

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    Spore Hat

    [Titicupe] Spore Hat? 850 Poison Spore 300 Burnt Tree 1 Tongue

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    • [Titicupe] Spore Hat? 850 Poison Spore 300 Burnt Tree 1 Tongue

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    Wonder Nutshell

    [Titicupe] Wonder Nutshell? 1 Nut Shell 500 Wing of Dragonfly

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    • [Titicupe] Wonder Nutshell? 1 Nut Shell 500 Wing of Dragonfly

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    Ranbow Eggshell

    [Titicupe] Rainbow Eggshell? 1 Egg Shell 1 Cobaltblue Dyestuffs 50 Claw of Desert Wolf

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    • [Titicupe] Rainbow Eggshell? 1 Egg Shell 1 Cobaltblue Dyestuffs 50 Claw of Desert Wolf

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    Blush

    [Titicupe] Blush?! You! You know something... Heh heh~ Anyway 100 Alice's Apron

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    • [Titicupe] Blush?! You! You know something... Heh heh~ Anyway 100 Alice's Apron

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    Chef Hat

    [Titicupe] Chef Hat? 120 Piece of Cake 1 White Dyestuffs 330 Feather 450 Dragon Scale

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    • [Titicupe] Chef Hat? 120 Piece of Cake 1 White Dyestuffs 330 Feather 450 Dragon Scale

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    Candle

    [Titicupe] Candle? 1 Bomb Wick 50 Matchstick 100 Royal Jelly

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    • [Titicupe] Candle? 1 Bomb Wick 50 Matchstick 100 Royal Jelly

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    Cake Hat

    [Titicupe] Cake Hat? 10 Candy 5 Candy Cane 15 Well-baked Cookie 20 Piece Of Cake 10 Steel

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    • [Titicupe] Cake Hat? 10 Candy 5 Candy Cane 15 Well-baked Cookie 20 Piece Of Cake 10 Steel

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    End Conversation

    [Titicupe] Ask me anytime. Those kinds of questions are no problem for geniuses like me!

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    • [Titicupe] Ask me anytime. Those kinds of questions are no problem for geniuses like me!

  • [Titicupe] So happy!! I'm a genius~! Ho ho ho Ho ho ho ho!

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  Stop talking

  [Titicupe] Sometimes, I can't believe how magnificent this invention of mine is...!

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  • [Titicupe] Sometimes, I can't believe how magnificent this invention of mine is...!

  • [Titicupe] I... I love you Mister Snowman Vending Machine.

  • ^3355FFToy factory manager Titicupe begins to jump around and emit screams of unbridled ecstacy. At this point, it's not difficult to doubt his sanity, as well as his genius.

  • Dialogue ends here