Suspicious Guy

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• [?] ^333333*Psssst!* H-Hey you! You wanna get your hands on some great stuff? Come on over!^000000

• [Suspicious Guy] Hey there tough guy. You look smart enough to recognize a bargain when it's right in front of your eyes. Well, well, well. Aren't you a pretty girl. Today just happens to be your lucky day!

• [Suspicious Guy] So just tell me what you want, and I'll cut you a deal from amongst my valuable, yet affordable, wares.

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  Gimme some potion so I can recover HP.

  [Suspicious Guy] Ah, you into Potions, eh? Yeah, I got the stuff!

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  • [Suspicious Guy] Ah, you into Potions, eh? Yeah, I got the stuff!

  • [Suspicious Guy] Here it is! High quality Red Potion! It starts working right away once you take it. Once it hits your lips, you can't stop. This stuff is that good.

  • [Suspicious Guy] C'mon dude. This is the latest Red Potion. I got it from a close friend of a friend, you know, a real dependable source, and it's real cheap too. You can't pass this up!

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    Uh, can I buy White Potions instead?

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  • [Suspicious Guy] White Potions? Oh, those don't exist. But, er, if someone's selling that kind of stuff, bring it to me so I can, um, test the difference. But yeah, I got the real stuff.

  • [Suspicious Guy] You can heal all your wounds by drinking Red Potions! And I'll sell you one for just ^FF3333500 zeny^000000!

  • [Suspicious Guy] Now, how cheap is that?! Since they're in such high demand, I can only sell you 100 of them at a time.

  • [Suspicious Guy] Ah duuuuuude~ You're breakin' my heart! I mean, at these prices, I'm practically performing charity! W-waaaait! You didn't let me tell you the part about how Red Potions help you lose and gain weight in all the right places! Waaaaait!

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  • [Suspicious Guy] Whoa... I can't let you buy that many. I mean, it's not like, you know, there's a trace impurity in these Potions or anything like that...

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  Um, you got a Knife?

  What would a strong guy like you want a knife for? Those will just break under the force of your incredibly powerful swings!

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  • What would a strong guy like you want a knife for? Those will just break under the force of your incredibly powerful swings!

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  • [Suspicious Guy] Now... What you really need is a ^FF3333manly Dagger^000000.

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  • [Suspicious Guy] A nice lady like you? Come on now, kitchen knives are for old naggy wives and the hired help.

  • [Suspicious Guy] Now... What you really need is a fine, exquisite ^FF3333French Dagger^000000 to match your beauty and elegance.

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  Don't you have a good Manteau?

  [Suspicious Guy] A Manteau? That's old news! You know what's the latest in protective armors? Now why would such a beautiful woman wear some...

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  • [Suspicious Guy] A Manteau? That's old news! You know what's the latest in protective armors? Now why would such a beautiful woman wear something out of style? You know what would make you look even better?

  • [Suspicious Guy] That's right! A Hood! Wearing one of those is the quickest way to win respect these days!

  • [Suspicious Guy] If you've got a Hood on, monsters will fear you and run away in terror! And check out this sturdy fabric. I can pull it all I want and it won't tear!

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    This hood has no drawstrings...?

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  • [Suspicious Guy] Haha! What are you saying? You don't need drawstrings! The space age Rayon and Nylon and Krypton fibers keep the Hood secure on your head!

  • [Suspicious Guy] Man... So much technology was invested into this Hood. Can you believe I'm only selling it for 930 zeny?

  • [Suspicious Guy] Clearly, this is the deal of the century. So how many do you want?

  • [Suspicious Guy] Awww... It wasn't because of the whole drawstrings thing, was it?

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  • [Suspicious Guy] Whoa~! I can't sell you that many! What are you trying to do, take advantage of me?

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  Don't you have something besides this?

  [Suspicious Guy] Man... You sure like to ask for the impossible. Well, let me tell you right now. No other Merchant in the world sells the g...

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  • [Suspicious Guy] Man... You sure like to ask for the impossible. Well, let me tell you right now. No other Merchant in the world sells the goods only I can offer.

  • [Suspicious Guy] You just gotta believe me!

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• [Suspicious Guy] No need to look anywhere else at all when I clearly have the best items around!

• [Suspicious Guy] Please come back sometime, and buy more of my stuff. I love a customer who knows what they want! Hehe~

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