Strange Guy#sign

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• No...! Damn it, not again! When's my lucky streak gonna start?

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• me. Hah! You are poor! It also looks like you're low on cash~! Well, this is what guys like me to do to shameless moochers like you!

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• [Dearles] Hey, you've got that look like you want something from me. It also looks like you got zeny to spare! I think I'll help myself and borrow some of your cash! ^FF0000Yoink!^000000

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• [Dearles] No...! Damn it, not again! When's my lucky streak gonna start?

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  Excuse me...

  [Dearles] What is it?! I'm not in the mood for chatting with complete and total strangers, so get to the point~!

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  • [Dearles] What is it?! I'm not in the mood for chatting with complete and total strangers, so get to the point~!

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    Oh, nothing.

    [Dearles] Wha...? You bother me and make lose this game for nothing? For that, I'll freakin' beat you to near freakin' death! Bam bam bam!

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    • [Dearles] Wha...? You bother me and make lose this game for nothing? For that, I'll freakin' beat you to near freakin' death! Bam bam bam!

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    I'm here for Metz...?

    [Dearles] Oh. You're here for the Sobbing Starlight, huh? If you wanna take my test, there's *ahem* a fee of 30,000 zeny. So take it or leav...

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    • [Dearles] Oh. You're here for the Sobbing Starlight, huh? If you wanna take my test, there's *ahem* a fee of 30,000 zeny. So take it or leave it, capish?

    • [Dearles] I'll have nothing to do with you if you can't pay up. Just think of the fee as a preliminary for my test. You know, to weed out the riffraff.

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  Just pass by.

  [Dearles] Crap...! I'm almost broke! But I gotta win all my cash back! How can I raise more money fast without actually working...

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  • [Dearles] Crap...! I'm almost broke! But I gotta win all my cash back! How can I raise more money fast without actually working...

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• Eh heh heh~ Soooooo, did you bring the money?

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  Here you are...

  When I say 30,000 zeny, I mean 30,000 zeny! I'll let you off on account of you looking like you're not smart enough to know how to count. Bu...

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  • When I say 30,000 zeny, I mean 30,000 zeny! I'll let you off on account of you looking like you're not smart enough to know how to count. But pull this on me again and I'll...!

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  • [Dearles] Ummm....... Heh heh~ That's thirty grand, alright! Okay, come back to me tomorrow night and we'll start your test...

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  Not yet...

  [Dearles] Huh...? Alright, but you better hurry. I can change my mind at any time, you know!

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  • [Dearles] Huh...? Alright, but you better hurry. I can change my mind at any time, you know!

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• Nice, you're here just in time. Well, all that matters is that you come during the night.

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• [Dearles] You're wondering how a guy like me is pals with Metz, but that's none of your business. I guess I gotta keep this promise to him, so when you're ready, say the word.

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• Hey... When I say ''tomorrow night,'' I mean, come and talk to me at nighttime! Don't you know anything about shady dealings?! Pfft! Adventurers...

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• Alright! I want you to bring me a bunch of items! Yeah, I know, you're a real pro at this, but let me set you straight before you blow this off as a piece of cake...

• [Dearles] I'm not gonna give you an exact list of items I want. Oh no, what you gotta do is bring me artsy crafts. This test is gonna judge your appreciation for... Craftsmanship~

• [Dearles] Since I'm seeing whether or not you got good taste, variety is the important thing here. So don't bring freakin' a hundred of the same object. Just one of each kind'll do.

• [Dearles] What are you standin' around waiting for? Bring those collection items!

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• Ah, so is this the stuff you brought? Lemme take a look-see...

• [Dearles] Nice, nice~ These'll sell for-- Er, I'm glad to say that you pass for now.

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• [Dearles] I think you're ready for the next step. Now, I'm gonna send you to Lamadin for Part Two of my test. Yeah, I know...

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• [Dearles] Hmm... Some of this stuff looks good, but there isn't enough variety here that proves your eye for craftsmanship. Come back with more stuff, alright?

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• [Dearles] Hmm... All the stuff you're carrying? Worthless junk! Go and find stuff that was skillfully crafted, okay?

• [Dearles] And by crafts I don't mean potions, weapons, equipment, none of that. Just think of, well, stuff you'd show off in your rooom and you'll be on the right track. Remember, variety!

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• Hey, you gotta finish Part Two of my test. I'm gonna send you to Lamadin now...

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• You failed Part Two, the rhythm portion of my freakin' test?! If you wanna try again, you're welcome to another chance...

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  Yes.

  [Dearles] Okay... Just keep in mind that Part Two was supposed to be the easy part...

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  • [Dearles] Okay... Just keep in mind that Part Two was supposed to be the easy part...

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  Maybe later.

  [Dearles] What...? Alright, but you really shouldn't give up. I mean, Part Two is supposed to be ridiculously easy. I made it that way...

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  • [Dearles] What...? Alright, but you really shouldn't give up. I mean, Part Two is supposed to be ridiculously easy. I made it that way...

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• Alright, Lamadin tells me you passed. Not the best performance, but it's good enough.

• [Dearles] Alright, take this chunk of Sobbing Starlight and go find someone named, um, ''Bakerlan'' in Alberta.

• [Dearles] Well, that's it. There's no reason for you to ever see me again. But yeah, good luck with that Sobbing Starlight business.

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• Lamadin tells me you passed. Since you did so good, I'm gonna give you ^333333some^000000 of your money back. Not all, but most of it. Isn't that reward enough?

• [Dearles] Alright, take this chunk of Sobbing Starlight and go find someone named, um, ''Bakerlan'' in Alberta.

• [Dearles] Well, that's it. There's no reason for you to ever see me again. But yeah, good luck with that Sobbing Starlight business.

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• No...! Damn it, not again! When's my lucky streak gonna start?

• me. It also looks like you're low on cash~! Well, this is what guys like me to do to shameless moochers like you!

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• [Dearles] Hey, you've got that look like you want something from me. It also looks like you got zeny to spare! I think I'll help myself and borrow some of your cash! ^FF0000Yoink!^000000 Giggle giggle..

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• Fine, since we know each other, I'm borrowing some cash. You know, for old time's sake. ^FF0000Yoink!^000000

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• Whaaaaaaaaaat are you doing back here? I got nothin' for you and you obviously have nothing for me! Now lemme gamble!

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• Hey, why are you still talkin' to me? You finished my test. It's over. Not get outta here before I jack some more of your cash!

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  Okay.

  [Dearles] Fine, fine. Geez, why do these guys always come and bother me?

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  • [Dearles] Fine, fine. Geez, why do these guys always come and bother me?

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  I want to take Part Two again.

  [Dearles] Wha...? Part Two was really that fun? Fine, knock yourself out.

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  • [Dearles] Wha...? Part Two was really that fun? Fine, knock yourself out.

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