Strange Guy#LhzHat

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• [Strange Guy] Wait! Don't say anything! You must be an adventurer from the Rune-Midgarts Kingdom! So... I'm right, aren't I?

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  Who are you?

  [Morris] Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Morris Poe, detective of great acclaim and world wide fame.

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  • [Morris] Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Morris Poe, detective of great acclaim and world wide fame.

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    I've never heard of you.

    [Morris] Morris Poe? Renown detective? Advocate for justice in the Schwarzwald Republic? Surely you recognize one of my esteemed titles.

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    • [Morris] Morris Poe? Renown detective? Advocate for justice in the Schwarzwald Republic? Surely you recognize one of my esteemed titles.

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      Nope, I don't know you.

      [Morris] You don't...? But I'm a famous hero. Children look up to me and wish they'd grow up to be as smart as me.

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      • [Morris] You don't...? But I'm a famous hero. Children look up to me and wish they'd grow up to be as smart as me.

      • [Morris] I don't get it. I'm famouser than that. A household name even. I've got a sterling public image, how could you never have heard of me...?

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• [Morris] Hahaha, oh, that's funny. Wait. You're... You're really leaving. N-no, come baaaack!

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• [Strange Guy] How did I know? Elementary, my friend. There was an abundance of clues for me to make that sort of simple deduction.

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• [Strange Guy] Hello...? ............... Oh, this is embarassing. I can't believe I'm getting the silent treatment...

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• [Morris] Yes, I know it's difficult to believe that you would be fortunate enough to stand in the presence of genius. Now, you must be wondering...

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  Um, wondering what?

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• [Morris] You're wondering, "How in the world can I be as brilliant as Morris Poe, the genius detective?"

• [Morris] First, I think it's fair to let you know that it's an impossible dream. Men like myself only arise in this world perhaps once every generation. I'm sorry, but don't give up!

• [Morris] Now, you can try to reach a level of intelligence that is comparable to my own by joining the Young Detective's Club. To become a member, you just need one essential article.

• [Morris] Yes, you will need the ^0000FFRenown Detective's Cap^000000! Luckily, I'm giving them away for a relatively small material cost, but you must hurry while supplies last.

• [Morris] Simply bring me ^0000FF10 Magnifiers^000000, ^0000FF1887 Tassels^000000, ^0000FF1 Slotted Bucket Hat^000000 and ^0000FF1,887 zeny^000000. That's all!

• [Morris] But first, let me warn you not to bring a ^FF0000slotted Bucket Hat with a card compounded to it, or any upgraded Bucket Hats. I'm not responsible for any loss resulting from that.

• [Morris] Hurry and bring me those items! There are only 20,000,000 Renown Detective Caps left! Once they're gone, they'll be extinct!

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• [Morris] So, did you want to buy, er, receive this Renown Detective's Cap and become an honored member of the Young Detective's Club?

• [Morris] Remember, make sure that you don't bring any ^FF0000slotted Bucket Hats that have been upgraded or have cards compounded to them, or you'll lose those enhancements^000000.

• [Morris] Now, if you have only 1 Bucket Hat, we can begin. Young Detective's Club... Salute!

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  Salute.

  [Morris] Great, done like a pro! Now, I need to check your fee--I mean qualifications. Let's see now, I need to look through your Inventory....

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  • [Morris] Great, done like a pro! Now, I need to check your fee--I mean qualifications. Let's see now, I need to look through your Inventory...

  • [Morris] Wait. You don't have enough Magnifiers. You do want to join this club, don't you? Did you need to hear the requirements again?

• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Not enough Tassels? Check.

• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Tassels... Check. Hm. You're missing the slotted Bucket Hat. You were so close...

• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Tassels... Check. Slotted Bucket Hat. Got it. Hey. Where's the zeny?! That's the most important, er, qualification of all!

• [Morris] ^333333*Sigh*^000000 You need ^0000FF10 Magnifiers^000000, ^0000FF1887 Tassels^000000, ^0000FF1 Slotted Bucket Hat^000000 and ^0000FF1,887 zeny^000000. That's all!

• [Morris] Now, remember everything that you need this time, okay? I'll be waiting to welcome you into the elite ranks of the Young Detective's Club.

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• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Tassels... Check. Slotted Bucket Hat. Got it. Aaaand zeny. Heh heh. Perfect.

• [Morris] Great, that's everything! Welcome to the club! Here's your Renown Detective's Cap, so wear it with pride as you take an active part in our club's activities and promotion!

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  Wait, promotion?

  [Morris] Of course, isn't it obvious? As a member, one of your duties will be to sing accolades of this club so that more members will join...

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  • [Morris] Of course, isn't it obvious? As a member, one of your duties will be to sing accolades of this club so that more members will join and earn their own Renown Detective's Caps.

  • [Morris] Alright, scurry off now and proudly display your new, rakishly stylish Renown Detective's Cap to all of your friends!

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• [Morris] Huh. You just failed the "Test of Respect." You don't deserve the honor of wearing the Renowned Detective's Cap!

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• [Morris] Have you come to me in order to obtain another Renown Detective's Cap? I realize that such a stylish headgear is in high demand.

• [Morris] Remember, make sure that you don't bring any ^FF0000slotted Bucket Hats that have been upgraded or have cards compounded to them, or you'll lose those enhancements^000000.

• [Morris] As a proud member of the Young Detective's Club, did you bring everything you need in order to earn a Renown Detective's Cap?

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  I'm not sure~

  [Morris] What...?! Every good detective must have a photographic memory and be able to recall minute details in order to crack the case.

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  • [Morris] What...?! Every good detective must have a photographic memory and be able to recall minute details in order to crack the case.

  • [Morris] Remember... ^0000FF10 Magnifiers^000000, ^0000FF1887 Tassels^000000, ^0000FF1 Slotted Bucket Hat^000000 and ^0000FF1,887 zeny^000000. Okay?

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• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Not enough Tassels? Check.

• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Tassels... Check. Hm. You're missing the slotted Bucket Hat. You were so close...

• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Tassels... Check. Slotted Bucket Hat. Got it. Hey. Where's the zeny?! That's the most important, er, qualification of all!

• [Morris] Remember... ^0000FF10 Magnifiers^000000, ^0000FF1887 Tassels^000000, ^0000FF1 Slotted Bucket Hat^000000 and ^0000FF1,887 zeny^000000. Okay?

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• [Morris] Magnifiers. Check. Tassels... Check. Slotted Bucket Hat. Got it. Aaaand zeny. Heh heh. Perfect.

• [Morris] Great! You've just qualified to own yet another Renowned Detective's Cap. Congratulations! Now, let me collect all of these goods and zeny from you...

• [Morris] Hahaha! It's what I expect from one of our Junior Gold Members! How does it feel like to be the cream of the cream of the crop? Great, isn't it?

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