Roving Hair Dresser

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• [Rui Vishop] That Veronica... Hah! Best hair dresser my ass. She's not the best hair dresser... ... I am!

• [Rui Vishop] I, Rui Vishop, the man to whom all scalps are canvases waiting to be transformed into works of magnificent art~!

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  What are you?

  [Rui Vishop] Do you not know that I, Rui Vishop, maestro of the shears and sculptor of hair, am an artist far ahead of his time?! Well, I su...

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  • [Rui Vishop] Do you not know that I, Rui Vishop, maestro of the shears and sculptor of hair, am an artist far ahead of his time?! Well, I suppose an adventurer like yourself wouldn't know...

  • [Rui Vishop] As a hair sculptor, I find joy in bestowing upon others the supreme favour of doing their hairstyle at a reasonable price.

  • [Rui Vishop] Recently, however, I happened to overhear that some tyro has had the audacity to call herself a hair dresser.

  • [Rui Vishop] So one day I went there, pretending to be a customer. I was apalled to see the boring, lifeless hairstyles that she was giving all of her clients...

  • [Rui Vishop] It wasn't hard to notice that her skills, or lack thereof, are a joke. She brings shame to the great and honorable profession of hair dressing. A complete and utter disgrace!

  • [Rui Vishop] But the worst part was... she forced her customers to choose a hairstyle before she styled their hair!

  • [Rui Vishop] That's not how talented hair dressers do their job! She should know what hair style will fit a customer without ever asking them!

  • [Rui Vishop] If by any chance you decide to do your hair, don't even think about giving her patronage. Instead, you may ask for my services. I assure you, I am faaaar better than her.

  • [Rui Vishop] Do you understand? I mean, don't let her ruin your hair needlessly! You could get a Swordman to hack away at your hair if you want a hairstyle that horrible~!

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  Do my hair, please!

  [Rui Vishop] Hmm, I must say, your current style fits you best. Trust me, I know what I am saying.

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  • [Rui Vishop] Hmm, I must say, your current style fits you best. Trust me, I know what I am saying.

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  • [Rui Vishop] Ah, I see that that you can recognize genius when it is right before you. In light of your good taste, I will only require money for my services.

  • [Rui Vishop] Simply pay me the small fee of 199,800 zeny. You must know that I am doing you a huge favor by charging you such a small amount. My art is priceless, after all.

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  [Rui Vishop] What? What a shame! Will you let that...that charlatan of a hair dresser ruin your hairstyle!? I'm sure the heavens are crying...

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  • [Rui Vishop] What? What a shame! Will you let that...that charlatan of a hair dresser ruin your hairstyle!? I'm sure the heavens are crying tears of pity at mankind's ignorance...

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