Phendark#LhzHat

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• [Phendark] Huh? Oh no! Another h-human?! P-please! S-stay away, don't come near me!

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• [Phendark] Huh? Oh no! Another h-human?! P-please! S-stay away, don't come near me!

• [Phendark] I... I swear! I'm not carrying any rare items or stuff you can wear, so please don't beat me! I... Oh my god, you don't believe me, don't you?

• [Phendark] You humans never leave me alone! Why do you have to bully me like this?! I'm honestly not carrying anything of value! Z-Zealotus, please! Zealotus, heeeeeelp me~!

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• [ You're pathetic! Aren't you supposed to be a monster? You know what Zealotus would do if she were actually here?

• [Phendark] ^333333*Sniff...*^000000 P-probably... Probably whip me.

• ^3355FFYou nonchalantly^000000 ^3355FFbrandish your Whip.^000000

• [ That's right.

• ^3355FF*Snap!* *Snap!* *Crack crack crack!* *Snap snap snap crack!*^000000

• [Phendark] Oh! That stinging pain that burns with bloodlust! It's almost as good as Zealtos's whip of love!

• [Phendark] Zealotus... She must be pissed at me, but I just can't stop being afraid of all you humans! Damn it all!

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• [Phendark] Y-you again! Why do you hound me?! Th-there's nothing I can give you, so please don't hurt me! Oh, oh p-please...!

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  Feed him Dark Crystal Fragment.

  [Phendark] What...? You want me to eat these? It doesn't seem natural, but if Rybio says I should, it might not be that bad.

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  • [Phendark] What...? You want me to eat these? It doesn't seem natural, but if Rybio says I should, it might not be that bad.

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  • [Phendark] What's supposed to happen now? My inner demon is supposed to awaken by eating these? That sounds ridiculous! Though, I did just eat crystal.

  • [Phendark] Wh-whoa. Ugh! My chest! Something's burning inside! I c-can't--! Can't think straight... I'm... Slowly... Losing my humanity!

  • [Phendark] Huh... Huuurg--! Huk-huk! Heeeeh! Heeeeeh! Waaoooooh!

  • [Phendark] ... Grrrrr...!

  • [Phendark] ^333333*Pant pant*^000000 What... just... What happened?

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• [Phendark] Humans... They're everywhere! You guys--I can't... You're torturing me!

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• [Phendark] My chest was on fire, like I was, I dunno, burning with anger or something. It's gone now, but what were those crystals?

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• [Phendark] You again? Oh no, you're not going to hurt me or make me eat those weird crystals again, are you?

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  Rybio

  Rybio

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  hates

  hates

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  Rybio.

  Rybio.

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  • Rybio.

• [Phendark] I don't think congratulations are in order, but I guess that's good news to hear. Still, what a surprise!

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• [Phendark] Hey...! I don't know if that's something I want to hear about! [Phendark] I can't believe something like that! Oh, that doesn't matter. Zealotus is too good for me. I'm not even worthy of tasting the sting of her Love Whip.

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• [Phendark] ... ...... Hates me? N-no, that can't-- I didn't, that doesn't--

• [Phendark] Huh...? What is that supposed to mean?

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  Insult him.

  [ First of all, what exactly sets you apart from all the other eligible monsters that she can choose from? Not like you're much better...

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  • [ First of all, what exactly sets you apart from all the other eligible monsters that she can choose from? Not like you're much better...

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    Break his pride.

    ^3131FF[ I mean, there are guys like Bloody Murderer out there who are more evil than you, and best of all, not afraid of humans!

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    • ^3131FF[ I mean, there are guys like Bloody Murderer out there who are more evil than you, and best of all, not afraid of humans!

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      Go for the low blow.

      [ You know, me and Zealotus were actually talking about you recently. She told me that the sight of you makes her feel sick! I mean, what ki...

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      • [ You know, me and Zealotus were actually talking about you recently. She told me that the sight of you makes her feel sick! I mean, what kind of monster is afraid of humans?

      • [ Now you've reached the point where even Injustice is manlier than you now, if you know what I mean! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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      • [Phendark] GRRRRRR! THAT'S ENOUGH!

      • [Phendark] I don't care who the hell she is, I'm going to see Zealotus and give that tramp a piece of my mind! Grrrr! She'll be sorry!

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• [Phendark] Zealotus! How dare she say those things against me! Less manly than Injustice?! I'll just have to prove her wrong! Out the way, pithy human!

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