Mad Man#s

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• What? I look familiar to you? Eh, you know what they say. Everyone has a lookalike in the world somewhere. Am I right or am I right?

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• [Laichin] Niflheim ain't such a bad place to live. Sure, Asgard's all pretty and stuff, but there's too many rules. In this place, you can enjoy a lot more freedom. After you get used to all the stink.

• [Laichin] Did I say 'stink?' I meant... 'fragrance.' Alright, so the gods expelled me, but I really oughtta thank 'em for sending me here!

• [Laichin] What's that look for...? What, you can't believe that someone like me used to live in Valhalla? Me neither! They really made a mistake when they put me up to live in Asgard!

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• Angrboda...? Yeah, yeah! I remember hearing something about her when I usedta hang with the gods up in Asgard.

• [Laichin] Yeah, those guys were pretty gangster about it. I mean, they took her soul, broke it in four pieces and stashed them in the deepest hole in Midgard!

• [Laichin] Sure, she was a giant, but they were pretty scared of her. All her children ended up to be legendary monsters! Well, I'm not sure if Lady Hell counts.

• [Laichin] That's pretty harsh. I mean, even if you die, your soul has no place to rest. Angrboda's soul is all cut up and stuff!

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  So where are the soul pieces again?

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• [Laichin] What...? I just said, the deepest underground place in Midgard. It's a dangerous joint protected by gangs of monsters.

• [Laichin] Wait, you tellin' me that you're gonna find all of Angrboda's soul?! You're crazy! If they end up missing, the gods'll know I was the one who tipped you off!

• [Laichin] If I was gonna risk my soul, I'd wanna enjoy the rest of my afterlife as my much as I could before the gods offed me. Man, I'd need at least 40,000 Zeny to even have a decent time...

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  Pay Laichin 40,000 Zeny

  [Laichin] Hey... This is sooo not enough money for me to enjoy myself if my soul ends up getting busted by the gods.

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  • [Laichin] Hey... This is sooo not enough money for me to enjoy myself if my soul ends up getting busted by the gods.

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  • [Laichin] Now we're talkin'! You're a true hero! Right, you gotta go to the lowest part of Glast Heim to find Angrboda's soul pieces.

  • [Laichin] Check out the big 1 o' clock, big 5 o' clock, big 7 o' clock and the small 6 o' clock.

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  • [Laichin] Check out the big 4 o' clock, big 10 o' clock, small 6 o' clock and the very small 11 o' clock.

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  Don't pay Laichin.

  [Laichin] Alright, kid. Have fun! [Laichin] Heh heh!

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  • [Laichin] Alright, kid. Have fun! [Laichin] Heh heh!

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• [Laichin] What do I mean by big and small? Hey man, the answer to that is worth at least... 20,000 Zeny. If you wanna know, cough up the cash!

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  Don't pay him.

  [Laichin] Fine, fine. Just don't come crawling back when you can't figure out where the soul pieces are! [Laichin] Hehehehe~

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  • [Laichin] Fine, fine. Just don't come crawling back when you can't figure out where the soul pieces are! [Laichin] Hehehehe~

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  Pay him.

  [Laichin] What is this? You tryin to welch me or somethin'?

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  • [Laichin] What is this? You tryin to welch me or somethin'?

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  • [Laichin] Alright, listen up. Big, small and very small mean the distances from the center of the map. So for big, I mean look near the border of the map. Easy, huh?

  • [Laichin] When I say small, you gotta look in areas closer than the borders of the map. For very small, you gotta look near the center. Got it? [Laichin] Eh heh heh heh heh!

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• [Laichin] Huh...? Okay pal.

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• Oh yeah, about those directions I gave you last time? They work, but you gotta know what I mean by 'big' or 'small' whatever o' clock means. That's right...

• [Laichin] Matter of fact, I'll tell you all about it. Right after you pay me, oh, I don't know, ^FF000020,000 zeny^000000.

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  Pay him.

  [Laichin] What is this? You tryin to welch me or somethin'?

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  • [Laichin] What is this? You tryin to welch me or somethin'?

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  • [Laichin] Alright, listen up. Big, small and very small mean the distances from the center of the map. So for big, I mean look near the border of the map. Easy, huh?

  • [Laichin] When I say small, you gotta look in areas closer than the borders of the map. For very small, you gotta look near the center. Got it? [Laichin] Bwahahaha!

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  Don't pay him.

  [Laichin] Whatever, dude! Freakin' cheapskate...

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  • [Laichin] Whatever, dude! Freakin' cheapskate...

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• Oh yeah. Uh, I forgot to tell you that Angrboda's soul pieces are sealed with the power of the gods. You can't just smash them open.

• [Laichin] ...Or maybe you could. Anyway, it'll be better if you had a weapon that was solid, heavy and powerful.

• [Laichin] But yeah, think about what it means to break a godly seal. Remember there's ^FF0000some kinda rule^000000 that the gods imposed which you gotta follow to release Angrboda's soul.

• [Laichin] Ah, right. If you wanna try different weapons for breaking those seals, make sure you got 'em in your inventory and that they're not equipped, alright?

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  Thanks~!

  [Laichin] Oh no... Thank you for all of this zeny! Money might not be able to buy happiness, but it sure comes real close!

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  • [Laichin] Oh no... Thank you for all of this zeny! Money might not be able to buy happiness, but it sure comes real close!

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  Where am I supposed to go again?

  [Laichin] Hey... You gotta go to the lowest part of Glast Heim to find all of Angrboda's soul pieces. Once you get there...

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  • [Laichin] Hey... You gotta go to the lowest part of Glast Heim to find all of Angrboda's soul pieces. Once you get there...

  • Check out the big 1 o' clock, big 5 o' clock, big 7 o' clock and the small 6 o' clock.

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  • [Laichin] Check out the big 4 o' clock, big 10 o' clock, small 6 o' clock and the very small 11 o' clock.

• Check out the big 5 o' clock, small 11 o' clock, small 6 o' clock and the very small 11 o' clock. Check out the big 4 o' clock, big 5 o' clock, big 10 o' clock and the small 11 o' clock. And break those seals in that order, okay?

• [Laichin] Big, small and very small mean the distances from the center of the map. So for big, I mean look near the border of the map. Easy, huh?

• [Laichin] When I say small, you gotta look in areas closer than the borders of the map. For very small, you gotta look near the center. Got it?

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• Dude, Niflheim rocks. It's like, a million times better than that boring old Asgard. Hell yeah!

• [Laichin] Eh, I don't even wanna know if you manage to find all of Angrboda's soul pieces, but if you do, don't go bringin' close to me. If the gods find out you have 'em...

• [Laichin] But for the sake of argument, let's say you do happen to get them all. In that case, you oughta get Angrboda's soul to the Queen of Hell right away, alright?

• [Laichin] Ooh.. But not just any yahoo can waltz up to her. The best thing would be to give it to one of her really trusted retainers, I guess. Now, who was he again?

• [Laichin] I know he's always in disguise as some sorta really ^666666despressing guy^000000 and I can't remember his name for the life of me, but he's around here somewhere...

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• Whoa... ................. My freakin' head hurts.

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• Whoa... .................

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