Idle Merchant#ra_in01

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• [Idle Merchant] Man! Business is going sooo slooow right now! Well, no point standing around this dump much longer. Maybe I should pack it up and go home.

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• [ Excuse me? Hello? Sir?

• [Idle Merchant] Finally! A customer! I knew someone would come eventually! So whaddya want to buy? I got all sorts of handy little knickknacks~

• [ Sorry, not interested. I just wanted to ask if you've seen a boy around here that's about fifteen years old. He supposedly ran away from home, so.

• [Idle Merchant] Fifteen? My own son is that age... I'm sorry, but I haven't seen any lads that age around here in the past few days. Though, you might want to ask the other merchants.

• [ Cool. Thanks a lot.

• [Idle Merchant] Alright, then! Good luck bringing that boy home! Oh, and are you sure that you don't want to take a look around?

• [ Er, what exactly do you sell here? I can't recognize any of these goods that you're selling.

• [Idle Merchant] You know how some restaurants offer dishes with mock meat made out of vegetables and stuff like wheat gluten, right?

• [Idle Merchant] Get this: mock vegetables made out of pure meat! Now how's that for the best of both worlds? Yeah? Yeah? Here, why don't you try a sample?

• [ What the?! No way in hell am I putting that in my mouth! What the heck is that supposed to be?

• [Idle Merchant] It's the world's first zucchini... Made completely out of Grade A Sirloin Steak!

• [ No no no! I've got to go and ask those other merchants about that missing boy. Er, but good luck selling that.

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• [ (^333333I better ask the other merchants around here if they've seen that boy. I'm wasting my time talking to this crazy merchant and his ridiculous mock vegetables.^000000)

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