Fishbone

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• [Fishbone] Oh hey, it's you! Now, listen. If you wanna get into Regenschirm again, you gotta enter that Sewer Pipe that's like, northeast from me. It's gross, but you gotta...

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• [Fishbone] Anyway, good luck in whatever it is you're doing here in Lighthalzen. Oh, and be real careful! Something shadier than me is going on in this big city~

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• [Fishbone] What...? Is there something on my face? Quit looking at me and let me do my work.

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• [Fishbone] Hey. Hey you. You're still looking at me. Quit it. I'm busy here and you're bothering me.

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• [Fishbone] Seriously, you are starting to really get on my nerves! What could you possibly want from me?!

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• [ Nothing really. I just feel like watching you work. What exactly are you doing anyway, huh?

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• [Fishbone] Hey! If I could just show you what I'm doing, I wouldn't be so uptight about you looking at what I'm doing, now would I?

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• [ Nah... I just think you're uptight in general.

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• [Fishbone] Muthafruit! So you're just gonna sit and watch me all day?! Fine! Then I'll just ignore you, jerk!

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• [Fishbone] ... ...... Damn it! This is really ticking me off! Why don't you go away?!

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• [ Well, I was also wondering why you're working in a place that's so, um... depressing.

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• [Fishbone] Alright, fine! But once I tell you what I do here, you're outta here! Okay? Now, your lips are frickin' sealed. See, what I do is kinda illegal.

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• [Fishbone] I provide routes that let people enter Lighthalzen, or even go anywhere in this city, without authorization. Hell, I could even get you into that Laboratory...

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• [ W-wait! Laboratory?! Are you serious? Can you get me into that place?

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• [Fishbone] Sonuva--You're not gonna leave me alone, are you? Look, you seem okay, even if you are kinda stubborn, kid. But I don't trust or serve strangers, period.

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• [ But isn't there anything I can do so you can help me get into the Laboratory?

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• [Fishbone] No way, no how. No matter how much you beg, I can't take a chance and just trust anyone who wants to know a secret route. Now get outta here!

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• [ Please... Please tell me how I can get inside the Laboratory. I'm... I'm begging you!

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• [Fishbone] No! Now shaddup and stop begging, okay? You're only embarassing yourself! Good grief...

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• [ Why won't you heeeeelp meee? Pleeeeeeeease~ You're the only one who knoooooows~

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• [Fishbone] Yeesh, you're a nutty kid. Look, ''no'' means ''no.'' That's it. That's final. How many times do you gotta make me spell it out?

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• [ But there's gotta be something I can do so you'll help me? Th-that's the way i-it always w-works. You can't just-- You c-can't...

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• [Fishbone] Alright, you got me. But if I'm gonna risk my life to help you get into that Laboratory I want something in return. Okay?

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• [Fishbone] All you need to do is come back here with ^FF000071,381,305,294,921,000 zeny^000000. Then I'll give you all the help you need. Alright, good luck to you, brave adventurer.

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• [ You're joking right?! There's no way I can ever get that much zeny! I'd... I'd have to at least take over the world or, or...

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• [Fishbone] Good point. Fine, maybe that price is a little high. I'll just cut it in half, then. Still want my help? Then bring me...

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• [Fishbone] ...^FF000020 Jellopy^000000.

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• [Fishbone] Gosh. It's like I'm doing this for free...

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• [Fishbone] Alright, then bring me back a total of 20 Jellopy. But you gotta have exactly 20 Jellopy on you, okay? Seeya pal~

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• [Fishbone] What are you-- Okay, now you're the one who's joking around. Look, it's either bring me 20 Jellopy or 71,381,3-- whatever number I said-- zeny!

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• [Fishbone] So... Did you bring the stuff?

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  I'm still working on it.

  [Fishbone] Still working on it? Okay, I know I didn't ask you for very much, but gimme some respect and get serious about it! It's 20 friggi...

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  • [Fishbone] Still working on it? Okay, I know I didn't ask you for very much, but gimme some respect and get serious about it! It's 20 friggin' Jellopies!

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• [Fishbone] Ooh. Hey, good work. Okay, I can see you're the reliable type. A deal is a deal, so I'll tell you how you can get inside that Laboratory.

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• [Fishbone] Now, if you're wondering why I don't got much qualm against helping you, it's because I used to work in the Laboratory... But then they laid me off unfairly.

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• [Fishbone] Anyway, anything I can do to cause them trouble is good in my book. Let me get some stuff ready and then I'll tell you what you really need to know.

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• [Fishbone] What the...? How could you forget something like that? Anyway, I asked you to bring 20 Jellopies.

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• way to get into Regenschrim Lab. However, I do know of this secret maze that should get you there. Still, if you're willing and ready to go...

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• [Fishbone] Okay... Are you ready now? I'm gonna send you someplace where you can find the Lab entrance.

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• [Fishbone] Eh...? Alright, it's not a problem. Just take your time.

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• [Fishbone] Great! Okay then, here we go!

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• it is you need to do in the Regenschirm Laboratory yet.

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• [Fishbone] Hm, you must not have accomplished whatever it was you were doing in the Laboratory. Do

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• you want me to send you there again?

• [Fishbone] Geez, you must have really had a hard time there. Okay, well, when you're ready to go there, just let me know, got it?

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• [Fishbone] Got a lot of spirit in you, don't you? Heh! I like you style~ Get ready, 'cuz here we go...!

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• [Fishbone] Hey, you came back! Good, I was starting to get a little worried about what happened to you. So did you get what you wanted over there?

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• [ Yeah... I hope so, anyway.

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• [Fishbone] Good! Whatever you did, I hope it messes them up big time! I usedta be a respected scientist for Regenschirm till they laid me off! Serves those ungrateful jerkoffs right!

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• [Fishbone] Then again, my current line of work seems to suit me much better. And I don't gotta worry about formulas and algorithms anymore.

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• [Fishbone] Oh yeah, the place you just went to? There's a secret path the Laboratory there. If you want, I can send you back there. So what do you say?

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• [Fishbone] Okay then, here we go! Good luck to you, buddy.

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• [Fishbone] Alright, it's your choice. Oh, and that pass you have should let you into the Laboratory anyway. Good luck to you, pal.

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• [Fishbone] Heya pal! It's been a while. You doin' good? I'm just peachy, thanks~

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• Hey kid, get outta here! Can't you tell I'm dealin' in something shady here? This is no place for baby faced guys like you!

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• [Fishbone] Heya pal! It's been a while. You doin' good? I'm just peachy, thanks~

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