Egg Salesman#prt::EggVendor

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• [Egg Salesman] ^FF0000Chicken Eggs^000000! Come and buy as many Chicken Eggs as you want, whenever you want! Hey buddy, you wanna take a look at the Chicken Eggs that I'm selling?

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  What are you doing?

  [Egg Salesman] What am I--? I'm selling Chicken Eggs! For this special event period, I'm selling as many Chicken Eggs as you could want for...

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  • [Egg Salesman] What am I--? I'm selling Chicken Eggs! For this special event period, I'm selling as many Chicken Eggs as you could want for only 500 zeny each!

  • [Egg Salesman] Boys, girls, friends, family, old people, young people, um, maybe not most vegetarians or raw foodists, but almost everyone likes eggs!

  • [Egg Salesman] Can you imagine a world without eggs? There'd be no bread, pastries, cake or frosting... Ice cream would be a lot runnier... Pranks wouldn't be as fun...

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  Why Chicken Eggs?

  [Egg Salesman] I'm not really sure why, but Chicken Eggs are popular around this time of year. They're hot items right now, and I aim to cas...

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  • [Egg Salesman] I'm not really sure why, but Chicken Eggs are popular around this time of year. They're hot items right now, and I aim to cash in!

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  Sure, I'll buy some.

  [Egg Salesman] Great! How many do you want? Remember that each Chicken Egg is 500 zeny. Remember that you won't always be able to buy Chicke...

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  • [Egg Salesman] Great! How many do you want? Remember that each Chicken Egg is 500 zeny. Remember that you won't always be able to buy Chicken Eggs so easily!

  • [Egg Salesman] Hey, if you're not going to buy anything, then would you mind getting out of the way so I can help out my customers?

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  • [Egg Salesman] Hey, you mind giving me a real number? I also can't sell you more than 1,000 Chicken Eggs at a time, you know. C'mon, tell me how many you want for real now.

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  Never mind.

  [Egg Salesman] Not interested in buying Chicken Eggs, huh? Well, word's going around that there's some kind of festival where they'll come i...

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  • [Egg Salesman] Not interested in buying Chicken Eggs, huh? Well, word's going around that there's some kind of festival where they'll come in handy... Can you really pass this up?

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