Drunken Old Man

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• [Deagle] ^666666*Hiccup*^000000 Wh-what are you staring at? Get lost!!

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  Say nothing.

  [Deagle] Hahahaha ^666666*hiccup*^000000... You've got some nerve. I may look worthless now, but I used to be a sailor on the 'Going Mary.'

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  • [Deagle] Hahahaha ^666666*hiccup*^000000... You've got some nerve. I may look worthless now, but I used to be a sailor on the 'Going Mary.'

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    Never heard of it.

    [Deagle] Never heard of it?! Everybody knows th'notorious pirate ship 'Going Mary!' ^666666*Hiccup~*^000000

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    • [Deagle] Never heard of it?! Everybody knows th'notorious pirate ship 'Going Mary!' ^666666*Hiccup~*^000000

    • [Deagle] Ah~ The ol'days. If only... If only we hadn't run into that STORM...^666666*hiccup*^000000

    • [Deagle] AH~ Captain. I miss our cap'n more than anything... No foe survived before cap'n's sword.

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