Drunken Man#vol

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• ^3355FFWait a second! Right now, you're carrying too many things with you. Please come back after using the Kafra Service to store some of your items.^000000

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• [Drunken Man] So... ^333333*Urp*^000000 So then I said...

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• [Drunken Man] ''^3131FFHey, buddy! A man uses his back to talk, not his fists! You wanna piece of me? Bring it on!^000000''

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• [Drunken Man] Then he got all scared, and ran away! Hahahaha! Guess I look pretty tough, don't I?

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• [Ladies] Oh, my God! You're so cool~!

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• [Drunken Man] Well... Anyone would have done it. I was just being a gentleman. Hahahah, that's right!

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• [Drunken Man] So... ^333333*Urp*^000000 So then I said...

• [Drunken Man] ''^3131FFHey, buddy! A man uses his back to talk, not his fists! You wanna piece of me? Bring it on!^000000''

• [Drunken Man] Then he got all scared, and ran away! Hahahaha! Guess I look pretty tough, don't I?

• [Ladies] Oh, my God! You're so cool~!

• [Drunken Man] Well... Anyone would have done it. I was just being a gentleman. Hahahah, that's right!

• [ Excuse me, but are you the executive director of the Veins Geological Team?

• [Drunken Man] Yeah, sure! Executive director, deputy director, director, researcher, CEO, no... No, wait, that last one doesn't sound right. Hah! I'm all of those~

• [Drunken Man] I'm the executive director... I'm the only one that works at the institute, really. Why, what do you want?

• [ Uhh... There are some official notices for you at your office. I guess you need to get some surveys done? They sound like they're pretty important.

• [ Maybe... Maybe even ^FF0000urgent^000000.

• [Drunken Man] Wha--? Hey, what day is it today? Damn it! Fine, fine, time to get to work. Just when I was really enjoying myself too! Argh, I never wanna be sober!

• [Drunken Man] But... Working is the only way for me to afford all this drinking... Such is life. Such is life.

• [Ladies] Where are you going? Can't you stay a bit longer and talk with us? Pleeeeeease?

• [Drunken Man] Sorry, ladies, but duty calls. Hahahahahahha~

• [Ladies] Please don't go~

• [Drunken Man] Ahem! Let's see now. What'd be best...? .............................. .............................. ..............................

• [Drunken Man] .............................. .............................. ........................Right!

• [Drunken Man] Hey, you.

• [ Yes?

• [Drunken Man] I hereby promote you as chief researcher of the Veins Geological Research Institute. Congratulations! Welcome to the team, friend!

• [ Huh...? I don't understand what you're talking about!

• [Drunken Man] Heh! You should be grateful that I'm accepting you as my student! Everyone'd be proud to study under me, Gio, the world's greatest geologist! (Well, maybe.)

• [ Hey, I never--

• [Geologist Gio] Ah-ah! Now that you're my student, I expect you to work hard if you're going to learn anything. First thing first--go to my office and clear up my belated business.

• [Geologist Gio] Here, take this ^FF0000reference guide^000000 with you to my office. When you check my desk, you'll find a ^FF0000pyrometer^000000 and a ^FF0000report form^000000. You'll need to bring all that stuff to Thor Volcano.

• [Geologist Gio] When you get to Thor Volcano, use the pryometer to check the volcano's temperature, and fill out the report form.

• [Geologist Gio] Take the filled report form to the geology camp that's deep inside the volcano so that they can stamp their confirmation on it. That's not so hard now, is it?

• [Geologist Gio] Ahh, I've also decided to take these lovely ladies on as my students as well~ I should stay here and entreat them to a lecture.

• [Ladies] Oh~! You'll really teach us geology?

• [Geologist Gio] Oh, right! When they ask you about the volcano's temperature when you submit the report at the geological camp, make something up. Make sure it sounds bad!

• [Geologist Gio] Words like ''explosion,'' ''disaster,'' and ''collatoral damage'' would be perfect. Just do your part, and I'll take care of the rest. Okay~ Come back soon, my pupil!

• ^3355FFWell, this isn't what you expected, but you get the feeling that this will all turn out in your favor. You know that feeling, right?^000000

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• [Geologist Gio] Hey, you'd better hurry it up. I mean, you're the one that found that notice in my office, didn't you? You know how important this work is to us!

• [Geologist Gio] Get the pyrometer, and go to Thor Volcano to fill out the report form and submit it to the geological camp!

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• [Geologist Gio] Well, those are nice legs, but they're not the best pair I've see--

• [ I'm back.

• [Geologist Gio] *Ahem* And that's how erosion... Works. Tomorrow, I'll teach you ladies all about rocks. All of them.

• [Geologist Gio] Welcome back! So, how was the volcanic temperature report?

• [ Well, I did what you told me. Hey, are you sure you wanted me to exaggerate the temperature? What about the camp?

• [Geologist Gio] Oh, don't worry about the temperature. It's supposed to go up.

• [ What are you...? Actually, I thought that maybe the pryometer might be broken.

• [Geologist Gio] Heh! You're right~ I broke it on purpose.

• [ What?!

• [Geologist Gio] You know, it's hard for scholars like me to make a decent living. Hell, I was lucky enough to get that temperature measuring job from the geological camp.

• [Geologist Gio] Those guys've been trying to fire me ever since they realized the volcano became dormant. But... They can't fire me if there's proof that it might go off anytime!

• [Geologist Gio] Then, when they're all panicked, I calmly and suavely offer a solution that looks like it works. Of course, there's never a problem to begin with...

• [ So... You're a con man.

• [Geologist Gio] Awww, don't look at me like that. I'm a real scientist. Come on... Oh, come on...

• [Geologist Gio] Look, why don't you head back to my institute and check out my bookshelf? I keep a small box there where I keep all sorts of nifty little goodies.

• [Geologist Gio] You can have the very first thing that pops out of that box. I wonder if the goddess will grace you with good fortune. You might get something good~

• [Geologist Gio] Consider it your payment for a job well done. Good work! I expected nothing less from my star pupil!

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• [Drunken Man] So... ^333333*Urp*^000000 So then I said...

• [Drunken Man] ''^3131FFHey, buddy! A man uses his back to talk, not his fists! You wanna piece of me? Bring it on!^000000''

• [Drunken Man] Then he got all scared, and ran away! Hahahaha! Guess I look pretty tough, don't I?

• [Ladies] Oh, my God! You're so cool~!

• [Drunken Man] Well... Anyone would have done it. I was just being a gentleman. Hahahah, that's right!

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