Drunken Man#ein

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• [Drunken Man] Okay okay... Daddy's gonna win some Apples this time for sure!

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• [Drunken Man] Let's do it! ^3131FFYmir's Heart^000000 is on my side! GO!

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• [ Huh...? What did he just say? It seemed important!

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• ^3355FF*Rolling and rumbling*^000000

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• [Kaci] I have a total of ^FF000011^000000 and you have total ^FF00005^000000. You lose this game. I'm sorry, but I hope we play again sometime.

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• [Drunken Man] Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Apples! My apples! Apples, I need more...!

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• [ Do you want some of mine?

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• [Drunken Man] What...? I can't do anything with so few Apples! I'm a high roller and this is a high stakes game!

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• [ Do you want some of mine?

• [Drunken Man] Wha--? Yes... Hell yes! Gimme some of your Apples! Yeeeeeeeeeeehaw! I'm back, baby!

• [Drunken Man] Now, to win! Daddy needs love... Time to go from crappy to classy!

• ^3355FF*Rolling and rumbling*^000000

• [Kaci] I got a total of ^FF00008^000000, and you have total ^FF000011^000000. Congratulations, you won! Let me give you your winnings and we'll play again some time~

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• [Kaci] Oooh... I got a total of ^FF000010^000000, and you have a total of ^FF00007^000000. I'm sorry, but you lose again. Better luck next time...

• [Drunken Man] Waaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!

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• [Drunken Man] Mwahhahahahaha! Whahahahahahahaha! That's why they call me the ''Resurrection Kid!'' I always come back!

• [Drunken Man] Oh yes, right! You...! You lent me those lucky Apples. ^333333*Hiccup*^000000

• [Drunken Man] I'm Kurshenburg! Thanks to you, I'm on a winning streak! Hahaha! Th-thank you~ ^333333*Hic-hic-hiccup!*^000000

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  So what was that about Ymir's Heart?

  [Drunken Man] What...? Ymir's Heart? How do you know about that? ^333333*Hiccup*^000000

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  • [Drunken Man] What...? Ymir's Heart? How do you know about that? ^333333*Hiccup*^000000

  • [ Y-you...! You were just yelling, ''Ymir's Heart is on my side,'' while you were gambling with those Apples!

  • [Drunken Man] What...?! No way~ Err...? Did I...?

  • [Drunken Man] Heh heh... I'm not really supposed to be talking about this. As head of the Laboratory, I'm sworn to secrecy about Ymir's Heart.

  • [Drunken Man] But what do I care?! All they want are the results of my research! They don't appreciate my work at all! My title is completely worthless!

  • [Drunken Man] You don't know how long I've been imprisoned in the lab and that the work conditions just get worse and worse. Screw them! I'll keep getting paid as long as I show them some progress in our project!

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    Project?

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  • [Drunken Man] Yeah, we're researching Ymir's Heart. It was found a long time ago in ^3131FFEinbech^000000 and it's in our lab now.

  • [Drunken Man] Everyone knows it's supposed to hold some legendary power, but even I was surprised to see what it was capable of. It's both terrible and miraculous, scary and wondrous...

  • [Drunken Man] So... I figure... It may even have the power to win me Dice games! Bwahaha--^333333*Hiccup!*^000000

  • [ ^333333(That thing I saw hooked up to all those wires in the Laboratory must have been a piece of ^3131FFYmir's Heart^333333. I better tell Shinokas about this.)^000000

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  Hehe, you're welcome.

  [Drunken Man] Hahahaha! You're great! And I feel great! Everything's great! Bwahahahaahahah! ^333333*Hiccup*^000000

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  • [Drunken Man] Hahahaha! You're great! And I feel great! Everything's great! Bwahahahaahahah! ^333333*Hiccup*^000000

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• [Drunken Man] Hahahaha! You're great! I feel great! Everything's great! Bwahahahaahahah! ^333333*Hiccup*^000000

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• [Drunken Man] Okay okay... Daddy's gonna win some Apples this time for sure!

• [Drunken Man] Let's do it! ^3131FFYmir's Heart^000000 is on my side! GO!

• [ Huh...? What did he just say? It seemed important!

• ^3355FF*Rolling and rumbling*^000000

• [Kaci] I have a total of ^FF00003^000000 and you have total ^FF00002^000000. You lose this game. I'm sorry, but I hope we play again sometime.

• [Drunken Man] Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Apples! My apples!

• Dialogue ends here