Drunkard#payon

Each card is a possible answer. Nested cards are the branches opened by that answer. Amber labels identify requirements; click one to activate it in this local simulation.

• [Drunkard] Hey... H-Hey...!

  Game requirement

• [Drunkard] I wonder why those stupid Archers even bother trying to aim! You're all weak! Weeeeak!

  Game requirement

• [Drunkard] Bwahahahaha! Buy me a drink?!

  Game requirement

• [Drunkard] An Archer! Oh man, you guys! You guys are the best!

• [Drunkard] Bwahahahaha! Buy me a drink?!

• 1

  Alright, but only one drink.

  [Drunkard] Thanks...! ..Brother!

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  • [Drunkard] Thanks...! ..Brother!

  • [Drunkard] Most people don't even wanna buy me drinks! Maybe cuz I used to fool around too much with the ladies back in my day!

  • [Drunkard] Though, the women I used to play with are grannies now! Hahahaha! One of them still primps herself with makeup and stuff! Can you believe that?!

  • [Drunkard] I'm like... Come on...! Some faces are beyond fixing! Oh? I made a funny! Bwahahahahahah!

  • [Drunkard] ^666666*Gulp~ Gulp~*^000000 Man, this is great! You the maaaaaaan~! Muhahahahaha!

• 2

  No thanks, pal.

  [Drunkard] Bah! Kids nowadays! Now respect for their elders! Fine! I'm not gonna beg you!

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  • [Drunkard] Bah! Kids nowadays! Now respect for their elders! Fine! I'm not gonna beg you!

• 3

  Oh my God! Hell no!

  [Drunkard] Fine...! Fine by me!

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  • [Drunkard] Fine...! Fine by me!

• Dialogue ends here