Deviruchi#divorce

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• Those are definitely the eyes of a lonely male bachelor. I'm almost 100 percent sure you got ditched at the altar.

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• Bwah hah hah~! That look in your eyes~! They're just filled with the pain of an old maid--! Couldn't rope some poor guy into marriage, huh?

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• [Deviruchi] HHAHAHAHA~! Oooooh...Hee hee~ I'd be more sympathetic if, you know, I weren't a creature of darkness.

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• You look awfully depressed... Lucky for you, I could care less about happy people... It's the humans in despair that I take an interest in. Hahahahahahah~!

• [Deviruchi] I sense that you carry a tiresome burden... If I'm not wrong, you're a married man, aren't you? a married woman, aren't you?

• [Deviruchi] Let me ask you one thing. Are you happy to be married? Forget about responsibilities, romance and all that other junk for now.

• [Deviruchi] I mean, can just one single person really bring you all that happiness? I know all about how special weddings and the magic of love is supposed to be, but...

• [Deviruchi] At the end of the day, you and your partner fight, and you feel totally totally miserable. ...all because of HER. ...all because of HIM.

• [Deviruchi] Yes, it's your destiny to find me here. We all make mistakes... Even if you promised everlasting love, even if you made a vow... I can free you from that prison of matrimony.

• [Deviruchi] It's simple if you look at marriage as a contract...a contract that ends with 'till death do we part.' Here in Niflheim, it's easy to use that little loophole...

• ^555555any promises, and it's not like your wife will care if she doesn't know... Don't you want to be freed from her?^000000

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• [Deviruchi] *whispers* ^555555It's not like you're breaking^000000 ^555555any promises. Hell, your husband doesn't even have to know about it... you deserve real happiness, right?^000000

• [Deviruchi] You can have a brand new love with a better person... Wouldn't that be great...? I can help you if you want... I can make all of this happen!

• [Deviruchi] Hmpf~! You must still be fascinated with the silly notion of eternal love. Well, if you think you're happy, then I'll have nothing to do with you--!

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• [Deviruchi] Good, good... Now all you have to do is give me what I want in exchange... Just 2,500,000 zeny and...*cough!* ^666666An eensy piece of your soul.^000000

• [Deviruchi] After that, it's the carefree single's life. All you have to do is say the word...

• your wife's nagging, and how great it would be to finally free yourself of the old ball and chain~

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• [Deviruchi] I understand. But if you think about anything, think about how horrible your husband is, and what a relief it would be to be rid of that crumbum~

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• Excellent choice~ Let's get started right away! This may take some time, but it's better than being hopelessly married ^FF0000for the rest of your life.^000000

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• [Deviruchi] Bwahhahahaha~! Now you're free~! Don't you feel so much better now as a single? Ah, bachelorhood...

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• [Deviruchi] Hmmm...I did tell you to bring 2,500,000 zeny, right? No one else in this world can offer this kind of freedom... You can't put a price on peace of mind, can you?

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