Customer#bard_skill01

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• [Little Bit Drunken Guy] What do you think is the best drink in all the world? I think the Tri-- Tristan? What was it called again?

• [More Drunken Guy] Oh! 13 Year Old Tristan? That's a great drink, sure, but it's way too expensive for anything less than a special occasion. ^333333*Hiccup*^000000 Personally, I really like Ver... Uh, Ver...

• [Little Bit Drunken Guy] Vermilion on the Beach? Yeah, that's really good, you'll pass out after just having one shot! Yeah... Tro... Tropical! People say that's good too. Wait, what?

• [Little Bit Drunken Guy] H-hey...! ^333333*Hiccup!*^000000 What are you doing?! K-keep your hands to yourself! Do I look like a woman to you?

• [More Drunken Guy] What are you talking about? Wh-what?! Why are my arms all wrapped around you? S-sorry, I was trying to just go that w-- I wasn't trying to hug you!

• [Little Bit Drunken Guy] Bumping into me, I understand. But a full blown hug? Come on, now! That was totally on purpose! Wh-what? My h-hand! It's... It's moving my itself?!

• [More Drunken Guy] Ack! Wh-what are you doing! S-stop touching my butt!

• ^3355FFA Bard in the room watches the two drunk men intently and giggles at their stupor. Remember: drinking too much isn't good!^000000

• Dialogue ends here