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ID #Bertan#um umbala

Bertan#um

Script NPC

Located at map "umbala" (X: 92 / Y: 159)

Bertan#um Bertan#um

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NPC dialogue Bertan#um

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  • [Bertan] What up, loser!

  • [Bertan] What's the matter, ya big Rune-Midgartsian?!?! I just called you a 'loser!' I guess you're too stupid to understand!! Hahahahahahaahahhahaha~!

  • [Bertan] ... Uh...oh!

  • [Bertan] It looks like you can understand me--! Good job, good job! Alright, by way of apology, do you want to hear a joke?

  • [Bertan] Alright, alright. Here we go. Ummmm... Alright, I got one.

  • [Bertan] What did the Rune-Midgartsian say to the Savage? ...

  • [Bertan] I don't know... But they didn't have any trouble understanding each other!!! HAHAHAHA~! Get it? 'Cuz, like, they're both pigs~!

  • [Bertan] Not funny, huh? Oh well. I guess my sense of humor is just too sophisticated.

  • Dialogue ends here

  • [Bertan] Okay...what's the best way to tame an Orc Lady? Give up..?

  • [Bertan] With a wedding ring! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Oh God~ I'm hilarious!!

  • [Bertan] ... ...Wait. Wait a minute...

  • [Bertan] That's not even funny... Just incredibly... Scary... Brrr--! She's hideous!!

  • Dialogue ends here

  • [Bertan] Actually...forget it.

  • [Bertan] I was going to say a knock knock joke about Isis, but then decided that kind of humor is too low brow. ...Zing!

  • Dialogue ends here

  • [Bertan] Why are Rune-Midgartsians SOOoOOoo... Um, hmmmmm. Maybe that joke isn't so good for this situation, yeah?

  • Dialogue ends here

  • [Bertan] Okay, why is it that GMs prefer not to be seen...? Give up?

  • [Bertan] BECAUSE THOSE GUYS WEAR SKIRTS ~! HAHAHA! OH MAN, I MADE A FUNNY!

  • [Bertan] *Whew* Yowza~ Oh, man. Utterly classic.

  • Dialogue ends here

  • [Bertan] A Crusader, an Alchemist and a Novice walk into a bar.

  • [Bertan] Inside, they see a sign that says '^CC0000Monster Help Agency: LADIES ONLY.^000000'

  • [Bertan] '^000099Oh!^000000' says the Crusader. '^000099It's a lucky thing we are all ladies.^000000' She goes up and says '^000099Gimmie a ride.^000000' Kinda rude for a Crusader, but whatever.

  • [Bertan] Out of nowhere, this Grand PecoPeco appears and is all '^CC0000I'll give you a ride, baby. Careful, this road can get buuuuumpy.^000000' And then they're off.

  • [Bertan] Next comes the Alchemist and she's like '^330099I need help killing Zombies^000000' and then this Marine Sphere comes from out of nowhere and is all...

  • [Bertan] '^CC0000I got your fire. Careful baby, touch me the wrong way and I might just exploooode.^000000' So then they're off on their merry way too.

  • [Bertan] Finally, the Novice comes up and says '^006633I need someone to party with.^000000'

  • [Bertan] Out of nowhere, this Hode pops up and says...

  • [Bertan] '^CC0000I know some people but let me check my Rolodex. HODE on!^000000' ....

  • [Bertan] ..... .......... No go?

  • [Bertan] Well, come on! I can't be funny all the time, you know?

  • Dialogue ends here

  • [????] Umbaumba Umbaumbah

  • [????] Bwahbwah hahbrah! Umbaumba Umbaumbah Umbaumba Umbaumbah

  • [????] Umbaumba Umbaumbah woo~

  • Dialogue ends here

  • Dialogue ends here

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