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ID #Bard Jet#tu payon_in02

Bard Jet#tu

Script NPC

Located at map "payon_in02" (X: 67 / Y: 65)

Bard Jet#tu Bard Jet#tu

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NPC dialogue Bard Jet#tu

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  • [Jet] Every god never grows old Because of beautiful Goddess, Idun. Keeper of the apples of youth Goddess of immortality.

  • Ooh, you're an Archer? There was a time when I too was an Archer. But I've changed jobs, so now I entertain the masses with my songs and humor.

  • [Jet] Speaking of which... Let me tell you a joke! Trust me, it's hilarious~ ^333333*Ahem*^000000

  • [Jet] A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bar tender here?' Hahahahaha! Bwehehehehe!

  • [Jet] Hahaha~! Goodness, I'm funny! Now, you try! Come on, make up a joke~!

  • 1

    A joke, eh?

    • Dialogue ends here

  • [Jet] Oh... My... God...

  • [Jet] That was the greatest joke I've ever heard in my life! You really have a natural talent for showmanship! You just have to become a Bard!

  • 1

    Scream!

    • Dialogue ends here

  • [Jet] W-Wow... I don't know why, but that was truly amazing. You must have what it takes to become a Dancer...

  • [Jet]

  • [Jet] But before any of that, you've got to get rid of the Archer look, no?

  • [Jet] Actually I'm a member of the ^3131FFArcher's Guild^000000 'Icarus' which is to the ^3131FFleft of the job change office^000000. You should be able to learn a lot from there.

  • [Jet] Now now, go learn everything and change jobs so that you can come play with me! Ooh...! You're...!

  • [Jet] Let's see... I've been working on a new joke here, but I could use some feedback. You ready?

  • [Jet] What did the male Merchant say to the dancing Isis? Give up?

  • [Jet] 'Mammonite!' Get it? 'Cuz he throws money at her and the word Mammonite sounds-- wait. It's not funny if I have to explain it, huh? Ooh...! Hello, hello! Wouldn't it be nice if we could perform together one of these days? You look bored... Is life really that mundane and tiresome? Then... I shall make you laugh...

  • [Jet] ^333333*Ahem*^000000 These are the famous last words of a mafia hit man...

  • [Jet] 'Who put the violin in this violin case?!' Bwahahahahahahah! Get the joke?

  • Dialogue ends here

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